You do have to try to see the humor in some pretty bad occurrences. Hence, In the same vein as much of the nonsensical back and forth on the oil spill, I submit the following list:

1. I can brag about counting to 14 which makes me smarter than Letterman, which isn’t much of a brag at all.

2. Hooray for the non-National Geographic unique pictures of the ocean bottom.

3. Clearly demonstrates that brown marsh grass is not as pretty as green.

4. Minimizes the impact of Iran and North Korea on the Whitehouse crew.

5. The “Blame Bush for everything” excuse is showing its age.

6. Progressive Liberals have encountered muck and mire surpassing that of their mental processes.

7. Gets rid of another bummer Obamer bureaucratic appointee.

8. Keeps Glib Gibbs on the path of foolish rhetoric.

9. Look for another Tsar – – – maybe Sarah Palin?

10. James Carville going ape against Obama? I must be dreaming.

11. Democrats confused news articles on spill with congressional bills in work so no one read them.

12. Just another dose of reality for Obama in his quest for kingship.

13. Has anyone notified Gore there’s plenty of free oil out there for his mansion?

14. Finally, let’s build and buy more high horsepower cars.

Al Chukitus, Kirkland